Liz Galeano :)
hqlines:

Not ours! Contact if yours!
me nd my cougar gf
  • me: babe i love your necklace
  • gf: thats me Life Alert®
Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.

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This kills me.

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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littlesilvershadowhunter:

This gif pretty much summarizes how i feel after like every book i finish:

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stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

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somethinglessthanordinary said: you're prettyyy

you’re adorbs, like a baby panda (in a good way)